While writing our wedding ceremony script…
Me: This is the part where my dad gives me away.
Alex: You mean the part where I say, “You owe me six cows and four goats.”
Me: Hey!
Alex: And a bale of hay.
While writing our wedding ceremony script…
Me: This is the part where my dad gives me away.
Alex: You mean the part where I say, “You owe me six cows and four goats.”
Me: Hey!
Alex: And a bale of hay.
Me: Do boys just freak out when they ask girls on a date?
Alex: Yes.
Me: Did you freak out when we were dating?
Alex: Yes.
Me: When did you stop freaking out?
Alex: I don’t know…I’ll let you know when it happens.
You must watch/read Game of Thrones to understand…
Me: I love Sir Jorah. Like, LOVE HIM.
Wendy: Yes! I tell my husband every week how dreamy I think Jorah is!
Me: Yes!
Wendy: Honestly, if anything happens to my Jorah, I might quit the show.
Me: I will burn shit to the motherf****** ground.
Wendy: Totally justified arson.
Me: Thank you for your support.
Alex: What did you do to this car, woman?!
Me: I set you up for excellence.
Alex: You set me up to run into a Mercedes!
Me: You’re welcome.
JoAnna: In Ireland, I met the cutest Scottish guy. I have a picture. [shows picture]
Me: Oh, yes. What was his name? I hope it was like…. Ian.
JoAnna: Euan!
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!
Me: What else do you want to do in Hawaii?
Alex: I really just want to relax, but by day 4, we’ll need something to do.
Me: Yeah. I mean, you can only have so much sex and drink so much wine.
Alex: That sounds like a challenge.
Me: Babe, I’d like to make you a very important promise.
Alex: All right, I think I’m ready for it.
Me: If I ever go out in public in a red velour track suit, you can divorce me.
Alex: I’d like that in writing.
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