(As we are driving home from the grocery store.)
Me: What are they building over there?
Alex: Looks like more houses.
Me: Great, that’s exactly what Vegas needs. Will you please tell them to build a Trader Joe’s instead?
Alex: (rolls down window, shouts at construction workers): YO! BUILD A TRADER JOE’S!
Me: I cannot belive you just did that!
Alex: What my baby wants my baby gets.
(at the next corner, where more construction workers are gathered.)
Alex: HEY GUYS! PLANS CHANGE! YOU’RE BUILDING A TRADER JOE’S NOW! (no response.) WELL, SEE YOU LATER!
Me: You are the best.