Plans change, yo.

(As we are driving home from the grocery store.)

Me: What are they building over there?

Alex: Looks like more houses.

Me: Great, that’s exactly what Vegas needs. Will you please tell them to build a Trader Joe’s instead?

Alex: (rolls down window, shouts at construction workers): YO! BUILD A TRADER JOE’S!

Me: I cannot belive you just did that!

Alex: What my baby wants my baby gets.

(at the next corner, where more construction workers are gathered.)

Alex: HEY GUYS! PLANS CHANGE! YOU’RE BUILDING A TRADER JOE’S NOW! (no response.) WELL, SEE YOU LATER!

Me: You are the best.

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10 responses to “Plans change, yo.

  1. Im at the gym and I about fell off the treadmill and pissed my pants laughing. I needed that! Thanks!

  2. LOL! I cannot imagine Alex doing that! Hilarious!

  3. Every woman needs a man like that : jealous:

  4. hahahaha. I love Alex! He is so good to you, telling people to build shit just because you want it.

  5. HILARIOUS!!

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