And this is why you shouldn’t sleep into the double digits while I’m awake.

Dear Alex,

While you were in bed, I booked first class tickets to Hawaii for our honeymoon. This is what happens when you sleep in and I have a Discover card. You owe me a bunch of money now.

Love,

Your soon-to-be wife

P.S. You’re welcome.

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2 Responses to And this is why you shouldn’t sleep into the double digits while I’m awake.

  1. Can I marry you, Emily? Because I would, just for the laughs.

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