Dear Alex,
While you were in bed, I booked first class tickets to Hawaii for our honeymoon. This is what happens when you sleep in and I have a Discover card. You owe me a bunch of money now.
Love,
Your soon-to-be wife
P.S. You’re welcome.
Dear Alex,
While you were in bed, I booked first class tickets to Hawaii for our honeymoon. This is what happens when you sleep in and I have a Discover card. You owe me a bunch of money now.
Love,
Your soon-to-be wife
P.S. You’re welcome.
Can I marry you, Emily? Because I would, just for the laughs.
I’m taken, but I’ll let you know if he breaks up with me…which he might. I’m kind of a lot to deal with