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Me: Babe, I’d like to make you a very important promise.
Alex: All right, I think I’m ready for it.
Me: If I ever go out in public in a red velour track suit, you can divorce me.
Alex: I’d like that in writing.
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All this ridiculousness...on a shirt. Or a mug. Or a kitchen towel.
Yes, we all need kitchen towels. Don't act like you don't use them. I know you do. What are you going to wipe your hands on, your hairy chest? What are you, an ape? Use a kitchen towel like a normal grown up. Geez. Let's not have this talk again.
LOL. I think that’s cute. But maybe best to keep it for lounging at home…